baseball AU snipsnop 2

A commotion erupted in the dugout and Bucky leaned forward from their perch on the bench to see what it was all about. He leaned back and reported to Tony. “Gonzales put his helmet in the wrong cubicle again.” 

Tony rolled his eyes. “Rogers took umbrage?” 

“Ain’t that the lady in Harry Potter?”

“Well, the word means to take offense and she’s an offensive character, so maybe,” Tony shrugged. “Rogers?”

Bucky nodded. 

Tony sighed. 

“Ten more days at least, bud,” Bucky said calmly. “Whatever he did, maybe get over it?” 

“He didn’t do one thing,” Tony muttered. “It’s his whole person.”

Bucky made a noise Tony couldn’t interpret. “Maybe find someone to fuck out all your feelings then, because you’re being a bummer.” 

Tony snorted. “Didn’t work last night.”

“Well, you know what they say,” Bucky said as he heaved himself off the bench. “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.“

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i’ve planned maybe two plot points for this thing and the rest of them keep falling out of my fingers. gonna be fucking wild.

flames fics stony fanfiction tony stark steve rogers bucky barnes long suffering bestie bucky bucky has been over tonys shit for years and yet is still involved in it minor league baseball is chaos but fucking delightful